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hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

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ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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woahiero:

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

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wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

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dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

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500daysofsunburn:

my face is an american horror story

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seher-hime:

ishimariobros:

meowstang:

I want someone who has never seen Fullmetal Alchemist to look at this photo and tell me what they think is going on

guy with the brown jacket wants to tango with the blonde chick but black hair dude doesnt want him to tango with the blonde chick. the black hair guy and blonde girl are dance partners because theyre wearing matching outfits but the jacket guy aint having any of that. meanwhile blondie seems pissed and is gonna shoot a fucker if they dont break it up

That’s exactly what is happening in that picture

seher-hime:

ishimariobros:

meowstang:

I want someone who has never seen Fullmetal Alchemist to look at this photo and tell me what they think is going on

guy with the brown jacket wants to tango with the blonde chick but black hair dude doesnt want him to tango with the blonde chick. the black hair guy and blonde girl are dance partners because theyre wearing matching outfits but the jacket guy aint having any of that. meanwhile blondie seems pissed and is gonna shoot a fucker if they dont break it up

That’s exactly what is happening in that picture

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skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

blackwithmoreblack:

scrapes:

flaccidtrip:

20000deaths:

lavenderoilgirl:

have you ever wanted to see a bath bomb in a toilet? here u go

northern lights is my favorite bath bomb and it looks even better in a toilet

What the fuck is wrong with yall

white people be plopping $40 bath bombs in the turlet

when people ask me what the aesthetic movement is im showing them this

Wait since when are bath bombs $40?!!? 

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

blackwithmoreblack:

scrapes:

flaccidtrip:

20000deaths:

lavenderoilgirl:

have you ever wanted to see a bath bomb in a toilet? here u go

northern lights is my favorite bath bomb and it looks even better in a toilet

What the fuck is wrong with yall

white people be plopping $40 bath bombs in the turlet

when people ask me what the aesthetic movement is im showing them this

Wait since when are bath bombs $40?!!? 

(via shitihavetothinkofaname)

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

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