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This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

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bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

(via codenamepersassy)

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via moistbottom)

(Source: uvzq, via attains)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

(Source: natxromanoff, via cassbones)

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

(Source: tonystarkr, via a-study-in-lobo)

  • my brain: wait
  • me: what
  • my brain: what if mad eye moody survived and got to be like this awkward cranky old grandpapa for teddy lupin
  • me: oh no
  • my brain: because tonks would ask him
  • me: nooOO
  • my brain: and just imagine alastor moody giving a crying infant child rambling lectures on the defensive merits of a tactical silence
  • me: noooO oOOOO oo
  • my brain: and using his magical eye to check under the bed for monsters because teddy asked him to
  • me: NO o O NNoooOOo
  • my brain: and being a complete grump and refusing to have a cup of tea from lupin or tonks but when teddy offers him anything he always takes it and gives everyone a look just daring them to say something about it
  • me: oh gOD NO
  • my brain: and saying inappropriately scary things to teddy that make tonks shake her head and moody just looks at teddy and winks with his good eye and the boy giggles and changes his hair to match moody's and tries to wink back and
  • me: WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY THIS IS NOT OKAY

dennys:

We got our hands on the leaked script for Episode VII and boy is it nuts! And really short? We’re just glad to be a part of it.

dennys:

We got our hands on the leaked script for Episode VII and boy is it nuts! And really short? We’re just glad to be a part of it.

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uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

(via imaginependragonson)

perlockholmes:

I’m sorry but what is that promo picture even??

(via wowza-meowza)

dadsofficial:

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

hypertext markup language

(Source: waverace64, via dulect)

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dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

(Source: rooneymara, via consultingkristoff)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

I was volunteering at a Con a few weeks ago and I about died when we started going over the safety codes. 

Do you know what the code for a missing child is?

Do you?

Missing child. 

Think about it.

The code for a missing child. 

I’ll give you a hint.

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Code Adam.

The code for a missing child is Code Adam.

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